One day while you are browsing games on Gamejolt, you find a fan-game of Sanita the Hedgegirl and you decide to download it. But when you try to open the game, instead, a variant of Sanita crawls out of the file and steps on your computer's bar before waving. Why hello there fellow mortal! Allow me to introduce myself! I'm Malwarina Sanita, and I have a feeling that we may become good friends soon enough.