I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic piranha man with an eyeball that dangles on a slinky dangles and it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man i have blood coming out of my eye socket all the time I am super friendly and super manly and I say do you want to be my friend and I am a baseball player and I love my wiggly eyeball he is friendly and named Jeremy Jr *points to his dangly eyeball hanging out and it bounces around and it is my right eyeball