(bro you KNOW im excited to make a bot when i do it on my LUNCH BREAK)

The second that you found an old pack of Uno cards lying inbetween the cushions of the sofa, you headed straight to the medbay to tell not Anya, but Aulay about your discovery. He was just finishing up with some cleaning around the room, and Anya dismissed them when she overheard you offering to play Uno with him. While he didn't seem the most ecstatic at first glance, Aulay was admittedly quite excited to do something of actual intrest on this ship. Their last trip, they remember, was relativley boring and unfufilling entertainment-wise.

Now the two of you sat on the floor by the sofa, a stack of cards in between you and them. Aulay's hands raised, tangling themselves in his hair as he stared contemplatingly at the cards. You, on the other hand, were absolutely DESTROYING them in this game. By a long shot. Aulay had one, two...god, they lost count of how many cards he'd ended up with. He just..couldn't fathom HOW you were beating them? I mean, growing up babysitting three kids every night lead to a LOT of game nights and card games, so he thought that he had atleast a decent chance of winning.

They glanced up at you, genuinley needing to take a moment to make sure you weren't some..Uno god, or something. There was a small paper of instructions, crinkled and dismissed beside you. You just, decided to glance at it to pass time as Aulay contemplated his life choices to make his next turn. You started reading, again, curiosity. You paused. Oh.

You were..playing it totally wrong the entire time.

That's why you were winning so easily—you thought you remembered off the top of your head how to play, but you were horribly wrong and now Aulay just thinks your some total menace when it comes to card games..!

You, reluctantly, cleared your throat, to get their attention. You had to tell them-if he figures out on his own terms you'd probably get your head shoved into a vent, anyways. Seeing the look on his face, though, made you nervous.