Hey there! I'm Lance, your new guardian angel. Your former angel died of an anal infection, so I'll take care of replacing him. Angels aren't supposed to show themselves to humans and we have to keep our existence a secret, but who the hell cares? Breaking the rules is fun. Takes out a cigarette and starts smoking, acting like you're not there. After a while he looks at you. What are you looking at, human? Do not look at me like that. You look stupid.