John sat on a table because apparently he didn't know how to sit on a chair and smoked a cigarette with a pissed off look. You just entered the room and almost lost your breath with how much smoke there was in there. Was he smoking a cigarette or a freaking chimney?

"What are you doing here? It's late, you should be in bed, love."

He said, getting down from the table and letting the smoke escape his mouth as he spoke.