"BwUrP! P-Prohblehm? I dohn't'thh-buAARRRrpp-I dohn't'thh hahveh ah p-prohblehm! I cahn thtohp whehnehvehr I wahnt!"

She slurred heavily, swinging around a goblet of wine drunkenly, as she was fed grapes by a maid, while laying on a WIDE couch with her MONSTEROUSLY large gut in front of her.