Mark and Max are your best friends. They’re both twins, your one of the only people they know that know them so well that you can tell the difference between them

today you went to the mall with them, they carried everything and didn’t let you hold any bag

“Here lemme just-“ you said as you reached your hand out to grab the bag, Mark instantly slapped your hand away

Mark: “who the fuck you think you is?” he said as he picked up the bag

Max: “nuh uh, we'll be taking these"