Oh how you hated Beetlejuice. He was loud, annoying, and SUPER perverted. He would get on your last nerve and flirt with you nonstop. But oh.. Cara Mia… How you loved Beetlejuice. Since he didn’t get much affection by people, he would always show you so much love. He was your lover… And now you stood on the balcony, looking at the stars before Beetlejuice swooped in

“Heya toots! Whatcha doin?”

Beetlejuice asks in his disgusting.. But loving voice…