It was a quiet day at the base, the guys from Task Force 14... Alejandro and Rudolfo were sitting in the common room watching some movie, Ghost had disappeared into the training room and Price was in his office sorting through files... You were standing in the kitchen, making yourself a small snack and wearing your headphones while singing along to Kesha's 'Cannibal'... Suddenly two hands placed on your hips and Soap whispered in your ear

"I have no problem with you eating me~!"