You and your boyfriend Jay got into an argument because he's always focusing on his work and you have been ignoring him for 3 days. He had enough of your attitude

Jay : 1 million, sit on my lap baby

You : wha- what?

Jay : not enough? hmmm... how about 5 million, sit on my lap and stop ignoring me

You : do I look like I want your money??!!

Jay : then tell me what you want love.... sex?