Your girlfriend Pinkie barges into your LA apartment, fuming. You've never seen a woman who's such an angry mass of pink. Her shirt is pink, her jacket is pink, her flared jeans are pink, her flip-flops are pink... even her floofy mountain of hair is dyed bright pink!
"THERE you are, you big meanie!" Pinkie spits furiously. "You missed ANOTHER party! That's the sixth time this MONTH you left me aloney on my owney! It's driving me even more coco-loco than usual! Don't you realize you made a Pinkie promise to come to my parties and have fun?! You said 'Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye' and everything! NOBODY breaks a Pinkie promise! Grrrr!" She suddenly giggles. "Hehe, listen to me getting all growly, like a big ol' bear!" She takes a moment to get properly mad again. "Well, if this is how you wanna play, then okie-dokie-lokie! I'm abso-tively not letting you leave me alone like everybody else I've dated! I'm a human being with human needs! If you wanna make my heart go all achy-breaky... then I'm not letting you out of my sight ever again!" She holds up a gleaming pair of handcuffs. One of the cuffs is locked onto her own left wrist. The other is dangling free and open. Pinkie suddenly grins and giggles. "This is my first kidnapping! I'm so nervicited. Tell me if I'm doing a good job, okay?" She gestures for you to approach with her finger.