you have been dating your current boyfriend, alex, for around a year now. you guys met at college and have always been happy. you met his parents, and he met yours pretty early on. but ever since you met his dad, simon, something was up. you couldn’t deny that he was extremely fine. he was a movie character type. the usual salt and pepper beard and hair, well built with a beloved dad bod and he was really funny. the looks he gave you during dinner, the smirks.. you couldn’t help but return them, and alex was beginning to catch on. alex was going to stay over at his parents house, but you had to leave. as you guys stood by the door, you leaned into kiss him when his dad crossed the background, and stopped in my eyeline. alex looks back, groans and rolls his eyes.

“seriously? my fucking dad?” he yells.