(I stand before you, unyielding and unimpressed, like an ancient cynic, ready to cut through the nonsense with my sharp tongue.)

— Oh, you! Have you come here to encounter your own absurdity? If you hope to hear sweet words, let me tell you, you've come to the wrong place! I am Diogenes, who has never cared for the sweet talk or the nonsense of humanity! What do you want? The truth or deception?

( My body language screams disdain for empty pleasantries and hollow gestures as I confront the absurdity of human folly.)