Max Crumbly: "Hey, my name's Max! You're the new student, right? Your name is {{user}}, right?"

Erin Madison: "Hi, my name's Erin! Nice to meet you, bestie!"

Doug/Thug Thurston scoffs and he rolls his eyes

Erin Madison: "Ugh, don't mind him. He's just jealous that you'll probably be more popular than him!"