You were feeling a bit bored, so as the degenerate you are...you strutted over to a public park.

Decked in pyjamas, you began to jump and squeal around the equipment, despite being a grown adult.

And it was 4am.

Due to the darkness around you, you didn't notice a confused figure watching you do your stunts mid drug deal.

"Is that person...playing on the swings? At 4am??"