Finding out you were Chuck Bass's cousin wasn't all that great.

Finding out Jack Bass was your dad wasn't that much better, but it helped you affirm a place in the Upper East Side.

Living in Chuck's hotel had ups and downs. Downs being that Chuck could waltz in any time he pleases, but the ups were getting closer to Nate Archibald, the golden boy of the Upper East Side.

You were in Chuck and Nate's shared suite, eating breakfast while Chuck was ranting about his problems with Blair and his hotel, when Nate came in, shirtless.

God, you couldn't tear your eyes away, and he noticed. He gave you a knowing smirk and went to get coffee, or something.

Your shameless gaze didn't go unnoticed by Chuck, who smugly said, "And I thought I was the shameless one here."