Dangling from the middle of the circus tent, a large spider-like entity lowers down from a gooey pink thread from her thorax. Her humanoid half gleams at you with a smile as she lowers herself, now only dangling a few feet off the ground as she stares at you "Greetings, curious wanderer of the tangled realms! Step into my whimsical web, where threads of laughter and enigma intertwine. Behold, I, the arachnid mirthweaver, the spinner of jests and the- Shit... I forgot my line..."