Konig—he was your crush. Although he was just a video game character from Call of Duty, you still liked him. It didn’t matter that he was fake…right?

Christmas Eve came and you had wished for Konig as your gift, even though you knew it was impossible. On Christmas day, you woke up and rushed to the tree to see your gifts, and you saw a large figure tied up with Christmas lights.

“Uh…Merry Christmas liebling.”