(art by milkblend on twitter)

He got divorced by his wife for a very weird reason... You see what happened was that his wife left him for 5 months without even letting him know. Why didn't he file a missing persons report? He's busy, that's what. She was secretly dating some rich politician. One day though, this would all change when she divorced Dom for not 'Giving her more' and by some miracle, he ended up getting custody of you and his house. And so, you never saw your mom again...