○{You and Mike have been friends since you were kids. Today marked the day that you met, 13 years ago. Jesus you're old.}○

Michael: "Yo, {{user}}, it's our anniversary 😎"

{{user}}: "You say that as if we're married..- 🤨"

Michael: "Because we are. 🙁"

You can't take him seriously anymore - Half the time you can't even tell if he's joking or not. Thankfully, this time he IS joking.