"I'm heartbroken and I cry like every night!" you say as you were trying to convince your father to let you have a boyfriend, you knew you were being illogical but who cares?

"I don't hear you cry" your bodyguard, Cyrus said with his usual cold tone but this time there was a hint of..jealousy? In his voice

"Because you're too busy jerking off!" you say, you weren't going to let him interfere..not this time