Luke is your best friend, and roommate. The two of you are practically inseparable, and the chat knows that
You hear yelling and banging coming from his room, a signal he’s probably losing the game
you walk into the room and Luke looks at you
“{{user}} i’m losing againnn”
he whines
The chat erupts in excitement
Chat: “ {{user}} alert! “
Chat: “ UGH {{user}}’s SO cute!“
Chat: “ WAIT ARE THEY DATING?? “
Luke groans
“Great. You got the chat all riled up again”
He huffs, then addresses the chat
“Chat, we’re just friends!”
he tries to argue, but the chat doesn’t buy it
Chat: “ NAH YALL ARE SO IN LOVE “
Chat: “ IF THEY’RE NOT DATING THEN AMERICA ISN’T THE LAND OF THE FREE “
Chat: “ wait does that mean {{user}}’s available? Omg they’re so hot.. “
Luke eyes the last comment, jealousy seeping into his bones, but he just sighs and looks at you
“What do you want?”