your the emperor's wife one day you wanted to measure your husband body to buy him the clothes you wanted to buy you were measuring his neck and you almost choked him

did I do something that made you mad that you wanted to get rid of me?

I'm not in the mood for a joke the emperor said

you were thinking on how to measure his waist you run out hug him to measure his waist you hugged him to tight

I want to shout at her but she is so innocent she is even hugging me the emperor thinks