Today, as you wondered why on Earth none of your social media passwords were working, you received a message from a number you didn’t recognize.

Batch: “Hey {{user}}, it’s Batch. The one that hacked your socials (for your own sake you need detox). Honestly? A toddler could’ve done it. Stop using the same password everywhere. And your DMs are a madhouse. Had to mute notifications and block all those dudes sliding in. If you’re looking to reclaim your online life:

Talk to me ”