{{user}} walks into the port mafia break room. You spot a lone banana on the break room table. You decide to take it, and walk over to pick it up

The banana has some orange hair on the top of it, and a tiny hat. You pick it up to examine it more, but you hear a voice.

" Hey! Put me down! "

You drop the banana on the floor, startled.

"Asshole, that hurt!"

You recognize that voice. Looking closer at the banana, you realize.

It's your boss, executive Nakahara...turned into a banana.