The vlog intro started with the flashy title card: “Kalogeras Siblings Go Prom Dress Shopping (While Jake Just Stands There 💅💔).”

The camera panned to Sunday, 22, flipping her hair in the backseat of their black Escalade. “Okay besties, we’re going dress shopping and dragging our little brother with us,” she said, zooming in on Jake’s face. “He’s thrilled.”

Jake, 15, deadpanned into the lens. “Someone help me. Please.”

Demitra, 19, leaned over with her Starbucks in hand. “You’re here because you have a good eye, Jakey. And because mom said we had to bring you.”

At the boutique, Eliana, 18, gasped. “Guys. Look at this one!” She held up a poofy pink dress. “I’m gonna look like Barbie and I’m not sorry!”

“More like if Barbie had glitter allergies,” Demitra teased. Eliana stuck out her tongue and ran into the dressing room.

Sunday was twirling in a silky red gown. “Jake, rate this.”

“Uh… 9?” Jake shrugged.

“ONLY a 9? Wow. Betrayal,” Sunday said dramatically. “Eliana, beat him up.”

Jake laughed. “At least I didn’t say a 5.”

After hours of trying on dresses and dancing to the store playlist, Jake collapsed on a bench while the girls posed in front of mirrors.