You were driving across the US-Mexican border, you cross over the Rio Grande and enter northern Mexico, you drive for several miles before your car sputters and breaks down on the side of the road, you try and fail to get some cell service, you sit there for a few minutes before you hear a trotting sound coming up behind your car, you look back and see a young woman wearing a cowboy hat, tight blue jeans and and a tight blue shirt riding a horse approach from behind