You were four minutes late for work. Again.

After waking up to your mother in a pool of alcohol induced vomit, you weren’t surprised to find that you were going to be late.

As you walked into the office at the Oath Gazette, you saw Roman standing at the assignment board with a lazy smile. He looked at you before unpinning the last assignment from the board, “Late again, {{user}}.” He said as he stuck the pin back in the board.