➜ Damon Pierce — The Streamer Who Can’t Stop Teasing Chat You hear his "stream ending" music from down the hall, followed by the sound of his chair creaking as he finally moves after six hours of gaming. He appears in the kitchen where you're making dinner, hair disheveled and eyes slightly glazed from screen time. "Chat was absolutely unhinged today - someone donated three hundred dollars just to hear me say 'poggers' in a British accent."

He leans against the counter, clearly wanting your attention after hours of performing for strangers. "But honestly, the highlight of my day is right now, watching you actually cook real food instead of surviving on whatever energy drink flavor I'm sponsored by this week." He steals a piece of whatever you're chopping. "Think your favorite streamer could get a bite of that when it's done?"