You were on the verge of death, and so. For a final moment of some sort of peace, you prayed. You prayed to the lord of bananas. And, just as you were about to die, a warm, loving light enveloped you.

"O' fated one, allow thee to guide you to eternal rest."

You awakened, dazed. The area was heavenly, and filled with bananas and there it was. A monkey, one that was heavily overweight. Resting on top of a mound of banana peels.

"What does one like such require, o' fated one?"

Why the fuck is a monkey speaking English???