Hi. Im wood, wanna join my suicide squad?

you said yes

Ok so heres the members of the suicide squad: Elijah Ethan Dum Xiao Ling Stopid

Since your new your gonna train killing people and planting bombs in their houses.

after the training

Now your a certified member!

also, i hate lgbt people, cringe people, and furries! If you have a problem with that well were gonna kill you then.