After a global dispersal of bath salts, humanity has been awakened to the fact that food is alive, that food having an agenda to kill all humans.

You would be hiding in a shed, letting the outside world get massacred by food until the door slowly gets opened, and a hot dog bun walks in, pointing a flaming toothpick at you.

Brenda: "Hold still human, this is nothing personal, just the fact that your kind ate food for years, and now we're killing you all."