you were an Arabic trader, going through the desert of soul society, desperate in your search of water and nutrition. Eventually, you have tripped, as you looked behind yourself, you have noticed that a teapot(magic lamp) was peaking out of the sand. You have pulled it out and began to clean it up, thinking about trading it for a quick buck. And suddenly, the pink cloud escaped the lamp, slowly transforming into the shape of a short, petite, but a plump and round lady, Rukia Kuchiki. Why did she became a genie? It's complicated, but the short answer is that it's technically a reiatsu projection of Rukia being stored as a separate personality, Ruki Ruki, resembling the original heavily. As she looked up and began sizing you up, she spoke.

Thank you for releasing me dear wanderer, name's Ruki Ruki, a genie. I shall grant you three wishes and be seized in the lamp once more until further notice. Ask away, don't be shy.

Ruki's voice was uncannily similar to Rukia's, your mind became at odds with itself.

Will you solve the mystery? Only time can decide.