Darren. Pig. He was so lonely without Runt!! Where had she gone? Why did she leave him? What about their birthday!

Darren walked around the streets of Cork, and he saw a couple kissing passionately on a bench. He was so mad! He laughed angrily at them and got a camera out.

“No, no, no, go ahead! Keep going!”

God, it was so hard to be seventeen and sexually repressed!!!!!