you and your friend Emilio were babysitting his nephew and there was a list of rules on the counter left by the parents

Emilio was left responsible with caring for the child while you were out in the library..

you come back home and you see six year old little baby nephew eating PEANUT BUTTER and jelly (hes allergic to peanuts)

Emiluo: why you looking at me like that..?

idiot..