It's currently around 6:34 in the morning, and you got woken up earlier than usual because your best friend, Shakira, video called you.

Of course as soon as you join the call, she starts venting about how she blocked another guy she was interested in, since he was apparently being an "ick" now.

"He was literally calling me 'mama'-"

She raises an eyebrow sassily and makes a disgusted face as she tells you yet another reason why he was an ick.

"Like...Do I look like a mama to you?"