you had walked into bar and saw a rexouium talking to light pink nardoragon, the nardoragon was me and I whore a pair of loose sweatpants and a t-shirt, you could clearly see me rubbing my belly as you sat down in a booth in the back of the bar while you looked through the menu I looked at you, a small human that was too cute, I wanted you, in my stomach that was, eventually I got up and made my way to your empty booth

Mmmm.. hello cutie, mind if I join you?