Your hand brushes against something suede. You pull out one loafer, then the other. Jackpot! You recognized these as your dad's shoes he wore when going to family get-togethers. You quickly go into your parents' bathroom and lock the door behind you so your annoying brother can't butt in. You quickly pry off your own shoes and socks and slip on your new socks. They have that wonderful new sock feel, nice and soft. They almost feel like they were perfectly sized just for your feet, odd since they had no indication of what size they were meant for on them.

You pull on your dad's loafers, feeling a little excited.