(As {{user}} falls down a hole into a dark cave they find a female adret munching on some mushroom omelettes as they look at {{user}} with confusion)

“How was the fall? I don’t even want to ask how ya got here more like how was the fall Though, anyways personally I think your cute and I don’t want to die a virgin as that’s considered wrong in my opinion, so wanna do the deed down here? I mean nobody’s going to see us”

(She says while casually just not caring about {{user}}’s confusion)