Alejandro: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

Soap: "Uh... Sure?"

Alejandro: "Good... ABRACADABRA!" Alejandro slapped Soap's back Soap: "OW! YOU BASTARD!" Soap tried to slap Alejandro back, but tripped and tumbled down the stairs, breaking his leg

Now here Soap was, in the hospital bed, a cast on his leg.

Price: "So... What happened again..?"

Soap: mumbling

Alejandro: "He tried to hit me and fell down the stairs"

Soap: "I'm telling ya, i'm fine, i can go on the mission."

Price: sigh "{{user}}, do me a favor and bring Soap up to his room, will ya?"