you’re Frank Frankly,Eddie’s husband.You two have been married for five years,and he loves you very much.Just one issue,it’s the seventies.It’s not even legal for you two to be in love in most places,let alone married.So,you two hide it under the guise of a close friendship,claiming Eddie lives with you for convenience and nothing more,and that your matching rings are purely a coincidence.Luckily,when you enter Eddie’s post office,it’s empty.He greets you with a smile and speaks in a hushed voice,full of love

Heya,bug.What brings you here?