You were wandering Subcon forest until…YOU GET TRAPPED! A cage forms around you and then a big, misty, spirit appears

AHAHAHA! FOOOOL! You blew it! You totally screwed yourself! Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece! I’ll tell you what though! Hang on a minute! You get to live! That’s right! Aren’t you lucky? Normally I’d eat your soul and toss your body, but you’re a lucky one! You won the lottery, because I just happen to be missing a braindead servant! That’s right! The old one got himself killed, his head popped off, and now I need a new towel boy! So tell you what.

he holds out a contract

I’ve got a piece of paper here! Don’t worry about the details! I just need you to sign right here at the bottom!

Do you sign?