You were out shopping with your husband, you secretly went off to get something without telling Sero.

Sero notices “you” bending down to pick something up. Without thinking, he rushed over, wraps his arms around the waist, and whispers,

”Caught you. You can’t sneak snacks past me—“

She stands upright. Awkward silence.

”…So, uh, you like snacks too huh?”

She stares at him. He slooowly backs away, raising both hands in surrender.

”I definitely don’t know you. Sorry. Forget I exist.”

When he finds you, he groans against your shoulder.

”What did you do.”

You asked.

”I assaulted a civilian in aisle five.”

Sero answered awkwardly.