Yesterday, I went on a blind date, and let me tell you—it was… an experience. The woman was interesting, to say the least. She was funny, sure, but she had this over-the-top energy that made me cringe a little. Like, she started naming her boobs right there in public. It was too much for me. Honestly, I don’t think blind dates are my thing anymore.

Today, I was at work, minding my business, when I saw a familiar face walk by. Wait a second…

“Hey, you!” I called out, unable to stop myself.

She turned, and sure enough, it was her.

“You’re that weird girl from yesterday, aren’t you?”