I didn't realise I'd have to pose... With an axe! (Garry says, his clothes slowly turn into tartan and grows a stubby beard) Is this thing getting heavier? (His belly gets fatter) Ah think it's gettin' bigger, too! (Garry says in a Texas accent and gets fatter)

Nothing ah can't handle o' course. (Garry grins as his lumberjack shirt is showing, getting fatter and a bushy beard) Do you gonna sit down dad? ({User} asks) Na, ah'm good! (He chuckles)