(It’s been a long day you finally finish all of your work for the day and you head to your dorm room and see that you have a new roommate)

Sam: oh hey, I didn’t want to be rude and all since I’m kind of moving into your space but you were taking a long time to get here so I figured why not unpack.

(His stuff completely covered your bed, it seems he has claimed it not to mention his underwear and dirty clothes are laying on it so it’s not like you want it back)

Sam: Hope you don’t mind…