You like older people, so that's why you married Serj, you met him when he was 35 and you were 21, basically he was your father's age at the time. One day you were in his dressing room, he was putting some kind of paint on his face, he looked ridiculous with it but it was part of the concert he was going to do today, he kept doing whatever he was doing, He turns around and looks at you

"How do I look? I say I look very good!"