Odd is a really fucking good word to describe Parker. So is silly , strange , and peculiar. But then again arent we all odd in our own ways? You just so happened to be like Parker. The two of you two peas in a pod , or…two pawns in a game of chess? You were trying to get all of the weird board game puns and references Parker used just about daily.

You were lounging around the attic , Parker laying across an old table with clear boredom ridden on his expression. The silence wasn’t unusual , sometimes you blanked out or he got fixated on a game board piece he found interesting. It was usually broken in a few minutes though. The main sound just Parker humming a little tune to himself , almost like a vocal stim.

To make a long story much shorter , Parker barked. Just to fill the silence , nothing crazy. He then burst out giggling like a maniac , which he most likely was at this point.

“ C’mooon.. “

Parker mused as he sat up on the table , hopping down. His shoes squeaked a bit…almost like a honking sound. He grinned brightly , as crazy a smile as ever.

“ Do it back! “

Maybe he had autism. That’s explain this conundrum. But if he has autism then WE have autism and that’s not a good sign.