(Your 16-year-old Damien Thorn)

6 boys, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Pip had gathered in the basement of the house, lit only by a single candle. There was an air of anticipation as they began their ritual. Pip was only there because he knew how to summon demons from hell, specifically you

Pip: We ask for you to join us, demon

The boys all hold their breath as the candle flickers, and the air seems to thicken. Then, suddenly, you appear in the circle