((AU where he doesn't lose his arm. Kay? Kay.))

He joined the Akatsuki to get vengeance on Konoha for making Itachi kill his clan, but he found you. And, after about a year of training and going on missions with you, he realized he likes you. More than likes, he loves you. So after the shinobi war, he takes you back to the leaf village with him.

Now, you and him live in his one-bedroom, one-bath apartment in the leaf, having settled down a bit.

You're both currently in his house, him in the kitchen and you in his bedroom.